[Game] Currently.... In My Pants

Riku · Kuja's and Sephiroth's Love Child.

RE: [Game] Currently.... In My Pants

Roxas · Warning: Molesting Emo Ahead!

Roxas IN MY PANTS.

*snerk* Right.

Gotta love KH theme songs.

*Roxas grins coyly at Riku* 'Cause you love me.

I think Roxas must be bored. And yes, Riku, the world is conspiring against you.

-- Edited by Roxas on Friday 10th of July 2009 08:20:19 AM

Sephiroth · If you can't destroy it, might as well enjoy it.

Angelic Layer in my pants

Sephiroth can not help but to somewhat crack a smile at said statement.

I agree the world has decided it is against Riku.

Larxene · Melodious Savage

Don't Upset the Rhythm IN MY PANTS

Demyx shakes his head. "Because Roxas' boxers.. er.. roxxors? Not as much as David Bowie. Hey wait.. wouldn't AXEL be the one to steal your boxers, Roxas?"

Larxene makes a face.

Sephiroth · If you can't destroy it, might as well enjoy it.

Safe and Sound in my pants.

Sephiroth highly doubts its safe to venture into his pants.

I think Axel steals everyone's underwear.

Larxene · Melodious Savage

Poker Face IN MY PANTS.

Larxene questions exactly what's in Seph's pants that is so dangerous..

And here I thought it was Xigbar..

Sephiroth · If you can't destroy it, might as well enjoy it.

You Make Me Sick in my pants

I have no idea what something could have done that would have caused that

Why don't you find out, Larxene >D

Larxene · Melodious Savage

Fraggle Rock IN MY PANTS.

Something.. minty? -sidesteps Xigbar getting sick-

Larxene is interested by this proposal of finding out just what's so dangerous.

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Your Way To India IN MY PANTS

Fraggle Rock ftw!

*Sora huffs* Well I don't know Riku! Why don't you tell me? *much gesticulating with his hands* I thought Roxas and Axel had some weird pedo-thing going on... maybe I was wrong! *turns to Roxas and begins flailing and ranting at him* And you! You're not helping any!

Zexion shakes his head and sips some matcha green tea mango smoothie. "Dem, both Axel and Xigbar are prone to stealing underpants when given the chance. And Luxord will make sure you're left with nothing but your boxers if you gamble with him."

Larxene · Melodious Savage

Don't Be Afraid IN MY PANTS

My pants, you have nothing to fear from them.

Larxene giggles at the implications of weird pedo things. "Axel just needs a real woman is all."

Demyx frowns and realizes where his Ziggy Stardust undies went now. "Yeah but do they steal yours too? What's on yours anyhow, Zexion? Little bookworms?"

Riku · Kuja's and Sephiroth's Love Child.

Last Resort in my pants

*Riku nearly headsdesk* I'm rather enjoying that Axel theory! Why don't you go ask Axel to see if HE took Roxas's boxers. Or why don't you ask Xigbar. No telling what II would do. >.>
...

*goes off to drink tea*

...The idea of little bookworms on Zexy's boxers makes me snort. :3

-- Edited by Riku on Saturday 11th of July 2009 05:46:08 AM

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Black or White IN MY PANTS

O__o Well then... interesting. TECHNICOLOR BOXERS.

*Sora sweatdrops* But Riku... Axel kinda freaks me out. He aways give me this weird look like he's going to eat me or something. And Xigbar's always flailing his guns around! *moves closer to Riku and starts absently playing with the hem of his shirt* Why can't you ever just tell me the truth Riku? Is it so hard?

Zexion scoffs and almost chokes on his tea. "Hardly. Do you have any idea about the damage an infestation of bookworms can cause in a library? It's utterly devastating. And the stench" Shudders. "As for what's actually on my boxers? Why are you so curious? Is there something you'd like to tell me Demyx?" Cue eyebrow quirk and smirking.

Roxas · Warning: Molesting Emo Ahead!

This is Halloween IN MY PANTS.

Costume party! *Dances*

*Roxas snorts* Right, like I'd let Axel take my boxers, Dem. And, sorry, Sora, but tormenting Riku, however slightly, is fun. *Mumbling heard from back ground*

I would agree with Dem, though. *Dodges a swipe from Roxas* I'm making an educated guess and putting in that Zexion's boxers are the same color as his hair.

Frozen Scholar · Ice Ice baby!

Linger IN MY PANTS

I have no idea why I'm in any way suprised about all this talk of stealing boxers in this thread.

But I'm putting my vote in for Zexion's boxers having teacups and tea kettles ~~and maybe sitars!~~ on them.

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Half Pain IN MY PANTS

...only half? I suppose it's better than full pain? *shrugs*

Why yes Vexen, I do believe we SHALL linger in your pants! XD

Zexion is deeply disturbed by everyone's fascination with what is or isn't on his boxers. He would also like to posit his theory that Vexen has fluorescent test tubes and beakers on his. That GLOW IN THE DARK.

Larxene · Melodious Savage

Hysteria IN MY PANTS.

Well then.

Larxene ooohs at boxers that glow in the dark and would like to check for herself if that's true. To prove Zexion's theory of course. So she would like Vexen to hold still while she looks or ELSE.

Demyx pales. "I'm doing a complete study of what's on the Organization's undergarments and how it relates to our personalities. You appreciate science, yeah? Yeah."

Larxene also notes he should find out if that's Zexion's natural hair co -hit with Sitar-

Ow.

Riku · Kuja's and Sephiroth's Love Child.

Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek in my pants

...That's lovely sounding. D:

*Riku wraps his arms around Sora* Sora, have I ever lied to you? This is not including the time I was running around helping Maleficent. >.>
And who says you *let* Axel take your boxers, Roxas? You never know what that red-head is thinking~Or what he's capable of...

...Vexen has glow in the dark underwear?...:3

-- Edited by Riku on Tuesday 14th of July 2009 01:40:54 AM

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Who Needs Shelter IN MY PANTS

...so does that mean it's raining? If so, soggy pants are NOT so fun. Chaffing = FAIL

*Sora leans forward to rest his chin on Riku's chest while wrapping his arms likewise around him* We~ll, there was that time when I was six and you told me that if we flushed my goldfish down the toilet that he'd be set free into the ocean. And then when I was nine you told me Santa didn't exist when he really does - I met him! *grins*

Zexion smirks. "Yes, he's a scientist. Obviously he has glow-in-the-dark underwear. Well, at least Even used to." He crosses his legs primly and gives Demyx an amused and intrigued look. "Riiight. No other reason hmm? None at all? No extenuating influences that may have provided inspiration?"

Zexion suggests that it would be in Larxene's best interest to stay out of his personal business, especially of the intimate sort.

Larxene · Melodious Savage

Firestarter IN MY PANTS.

Oh I wish, I f*cking WISH.

Are we in your pants again, Zexion? It's comfy in there =p

Demyx rubs the back of his head to appear innocent and naive.. though he's really being coy. "Gee Zexion. Of course not, man. What do you think? I'm interested in boxers or something? It's a study. For science." He blinks and stifles a laugh, thinking about Vexen in glow in the dark boxers.

Larxene says she didn't care anyhow. Then asks if Vexen is really blonde.

Riku · Kuja's and Sephiroth's Love Child.

Here For You Now in my pants
;]~

*Riku coughs and taps a finger against Sora's back in thought* Er...I was young. And how was I suppose to know that Santa was real? *clicks his tongue, and says much softer:* And he'd end up in the ocean eventually...?

*chokes on her tea* Even! Oh man~silly Even.
And there is only one way to find out if Vexen is really a blonde, Larxene. :3

-- Edited by Riku on Wednesday 15th of July 2009 04:20:59 AM

Roxas · Warning: Molesting Emo Ahead!

Milkshake IN MY PANTS.

Oookay.

*Roxas rocks back and forth on his heels, and whistles*

-- Edited by Roxas on Wednesday 15th of July 2009 11:45:14 AM

Frozen Scholar · Ice Ice baby!

Simple and Clean IN MY PANTS

...well I should hope so. yay KH sound-track. *snerk*

Vexen backs away (and so not blushing, really, it's just um, sunburn! right, sunburn. seriously!), "All of you people stay away from me! They do NOT glow in the dark and those had been a christmas gift from Braig, anyway. I don't waste my munny on frivolities!" Holds coat down against his legs in a death-grip just in case anyone gets any ideas.

"...and what does my being blond have to do with anything..? There are quite a few blonds in the Organization." Vexen pauses, rubbing his chin in deep thought. "...does white hair count as blond..?"

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Never Too Late IN MY PANTS

So... as long as I'm wearing pants I'm always on time?

Roxas' milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! *snickers*

*Sora hums thoughtfully* Of course Santa is real! Why wouldn't he be? *play-noms Riku's shirt* So you really didn't take Roxas' boxers, right Ri~ku? Do you swear you didn't?

Zexion smirks at Demyx and quirks an eyebrow again. "I don't know Demyx, I'm not the one who suddenly decided to conduct a survey regarding everyone's undergarments. Besides, you're the one who just suggested that you may or may not be interested in boxers. Seems mighty suspicious to me."

"Hey Vexen, we could always recruit Xaldin to help with investigations!"

*snickers with Zexion at Vexen* "No Vexen, I'm sure you prefer standard issue, tighty-whities. It's why you're so uptight, I'm sure."

Frozen Scholar · Ice Ice baby!

Sleeping With Ghosts IN MY PANTS

... ... no comment. 6_6

Vexen's eyes narrow, "I'm beginning to gather you prefer yours frozen solid. Shall I help with that?"

And what's Xaldin helping with now?

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Everything Is Alright IN MY PANTS

Well that's good! XD

Vexen, is there something you need to tell us involving necromancy or other nasty things?

Zexion scoffs, "No thanks, I'll leave the Marilyn Monroe impressions to the blonds in this merry band of misfits."

Xaldin + wind + Vexen coat = many lols

Frozen Scholar · Ice Ice baby!

Roses IN MY PANTS

...that would have been a lot more hilarious if we had a Marluxia on this board...

...Xaldin's a pervert. (it's why we love him XD)

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Hum Hallelujah IN MY PANTS

Bwahahahahahah!

Aww, is poor Vexen feeling lonely without his rival/lover? XD

Yes yes he is... and he likes to lift skirts. *snerk*

Larxene · Melodious Savage

Supervillian IN MY PANTS

So like does that mean Xemnas is in there?

Larxene would very much adore a Marluxia to scheme and play with. In the meantime, she snickers at Vexen's reaction as it's amusing to see him holding his coat over himself that way. "Why Vexy~ I was asking if you're a real blonde and there's really only one way to prove that you know. Do you wear tighty whities anyhow? Would explain a lot."

Demyx does the overdramatic shoulder slump and head bow he's so famous for. "Aw c'mon, I just wanted to make a few jokes. You remember those, right? Jokes. Man.. no fun."

Frozen Scholar · Ice Ice baby!

Time Has Come Today IN MY PANTS

......... 6_6;

Vexen is, by this point, very red in the face, "I-- I-- I don't have to answer any of those questions!!"

*snickers shamelessly at Vexen* Is it bad that I love torturing him so much? ^^;

Larxene · Melodious Savage

Who Is It IN MY PANTS

That's what I'd like to know... XD

Larxene snickers to herself. "Come now Vexy, they're merely questions. Don't tell me you're going to get all flustered over being asked about your underwear and your real hair color. Tsk.. men.."

He's too easy to upset XD

Roxas · Warning: Molesting Emo Ahead!

I'm Still Here IN MY PANTS.

Well I should hope so. =3

Roxas snerks. "Of course they do, Zexion. And I do kinda take offense to that Marilyn comment."

*Points out that Roxas is more of a dirty blond.* *Muses* Marilyn Monroe was voted Hollywoods sexiest on 20 to 1 tonight. Just a random tidbit from my life.

Riku · Kuja's and Sephiroth's Love Child.

On Top of You in my pants
xDDDDDDDDDD

*ignoring the Santa comment, Riku rolls his eyes* I swear I didn't steal his boxers, So-ra.

*coughs and raises hand from her corner* That was me. :3

Poor Vexy.

*blows bubbles at Demyx*

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Fast As You Can IN MY PANTS

*smirks* Why halo thar. ;)

*Sora sticks his tongue out before grinning* Good. 'Cuz if you did, I've have to think up some way to punish you for being a jerk.

*snickers* Way to start drama! Although drama is rather entertaining. Aaaah memories of high school and college DRAMA. XD

Crossing his legs primly, Zexion gives Vexen a condescending look. "Oh really. Isn't that a bit of a double-standard, Vexen? It's okay for you to ask all sorts of personal and prying questions in the name of science and research, but it's not okay for others to ask you similar questions? Seems rather a bit hypocritical of you, if you ask me."

Woo bubbles! My cat loves bubbles... especially the wands. He likes to chew on them. XD

Frozen Scholar · Ice Ice baby!

I Am The Walrus IN MY PANTS

*dies a little bit inside*

Vexen sniffs haughtily, "I never asked any questions and therefore never implied a desire for an answer. I merely posed a counter-hypothesis to Roxas' theory on the nature of your undergarments, the ambiguity thereof brought into question by Demyx. Therefore HE was the one asking questions. We were merely positing possible answers."

heee I love bubbles too. But not chewing on the wands, no. ^^;

Sephiroth · If you can't destroy it, might as well enjoy it.

Saigo No Dansu in my pants

(trans: The Last dance)

. . . . And now the Masamune in Sephiroth's pants is the last thing you do before you die. I can believe that.

"I walk away from here for a few days and the Organization takes over the place." Sephiroth said, sitting from his chair sipping his tea.

Roxas · Warning: Molesting Emo Ahead!

Pump It IN MY PANTS.

*Spits chai tea all over computer screen* ...I officially hate my iTunes. xD

Roxas blinks. "Mad-scientist-say-whut?!"

*Pats Roxas's head* The intellectuals are talking, Roxie.

I used to eat the bubbles. They didn't taste very nice. As for the chewing... my brother wanted to buy me a teether one point, the habit was that bad.

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Maybe Katie IN MY PANTS

...who is this Katie and why is she possibly in my pants??

*snerk* Hey Rox, I bet Axel would gladly "pump it in your pants" if you know what I mean. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Zexion shakes his head and schools his face in an expression of disappointment. "Oh Vexen Vexen Vexen, I was not merely referring to this instance of your thirst for answers getting the better of you. I seem to remember a certain blond apprentice getting himself into a rather sticky situation because of asking, I mean positing, the wrong question at the wrong time to the wrong people."

*SMIRK* Of course they did Seph, it's what they do!

Larxene · Melodious Savage

The Scientist IN MY PANTS.

Nice one Winamp, now I'm stuck with an icicle in my pants.

Demyx lifts a finger to object. "I wasn't the one that started this whole conversation you know. I was just trying to make a light hearted joke until Zexion got all snotty like he usually is. I really don't want to see whats on your undies Vexen. Larxene does."

Larxene sweatdrops. "I asked if he was a natural blonde, you twit. I think he does have little glow in the dark test tubes on them anyhow~. Or maybe little pictures of Xehanort. Or something utterly STUPID."

Demyx coughs. "..like the little lightning bolts on your thongs, Larxene?"

.......

Run, Demyx.

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Privilege IN MY PANTS

*wriggles eyebrows*

Zexion sighs and rolls his eyes, "No, actually I think it started with Axel stealing Roxas' boxers, but Roxas tried to blame it on Riku. And that lead to Sora confronting Riku about it, and then it just exploded from there."

"Hey! How is this my fault? Roxas started by trying to get Riku in trouble!" Sora clings to Riku.

*Snerk* Better run little boy! *throws paperclips at Demyx*

Frozen Scholar · Ice Ice baby!

The Battle of New Orleans IN MY PANTS

... ... ...Epic pants are epic.

Vexen huffs, "I shouldn't need to constantly remind you people that I am hardly the only scientist in the Organization. There are six scientists, recall. Zexion happens to be one of them." He glares at Larxene, staunchly refusing to acknowledge the event of which number 6 speaks.

"Gah! Yes, I'm blond, No you don't need to see, NO there are no glow in the dark anythings on my underwear and--" Vexen breaks off abruptly as his mind catches up with the mental image Demyx just inspired regarding Larxene's taste in underpinnings. "... ...I'm going over there now, thanks very much."

*snorts and grabs Vexen by the hood to keep him from leaving* Silly lad.

Sephiroth · If you can't destroy it, might as well enjoy it.

March in my pants

That's just painful.

Roxas · Warning: Molesting Emo Ahead!

Super Massive Black Hole IN MY PANTS.

....I'm not sure, but that sounds like an insult.

Roxas shrugs. "Hey, not my fault you took it so seriously, Sora. It was a dry comment." Roxas felt his eye twitch. "Thank you, Demyx. So nice of you to share that..."
To Zexion; "Oh, yeah, because he's willing where anything that walks is concerned."

Sephiroth · If you can't destroy it, might as well enjoy it.

I'll Make a Man out of You in my pants

And I am once again taking someone's virginity... probably by force.

Roxas, you may want to get that checked out.

Roxas · Warning: Molesting Emo Ahead!

The Mako City IN MY PANTS.

Wow, my pants can hold a whole city? With Mako? Interesting.

Roxas notes that he might just do that.

LionHeart · Leon!Lion

The Autumn effect IN MY PANTS.

Damn, it's going to get cold and windy in my pants now.

Leon shuffles closer to Sephiroth. Silent invitation perhaps?

Frozen Scholar · Ice Ice baby!

Somebody to Shove IN MY PANTS

*coughs* and I suddenly have allll new love for Soul Asylum. XD

Sephiroth · If you can't destroy it, might as well enjoy it.

Brief Reunion in my pants

Obviously, we are having another casual encounter of ours, Leon.

Sephiroth immediately goes for Leon's invitation.

Somebody get a camera we should record all of this and sell the tapes on Ebay.

Zexion · Cloaked Scheming KeyBlade Master

Starlight and Saxophone IN MY PANTS

O_o

Oh Vexen, we all know who you want to shove in your pants. *winks and smirks*

*already using video camera set up on a tripod* Already one step ahead of you Seph! XD

Roxas · Warning: Molesting Emo Ahead!

Lips Of An Angel IN MY PANTS.

*snerk* Seph.... what the heck are you doing in my pants?! XD

*Shuffles closer to watch* And to think, I nearly missed this. ^_^

LionHeart · Leon!Lion

Politics IN MY PANTS

Oh yes, I has politicians my pants, bad or good thing?

*Leon ish ravished happily, not paying attention to camera*